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Netizens this week were horrified after the alleged claim of bullying by an Alliance high school student. The victims described how the prefects bully them as part of their inititation process,how they forced them to worship school ancestors buried within the school and also forced to lie on their graves.  After the discussion went viral, Kenyans on Facebook shared crazy bullying experience from their high school. Here is the compilation ;

Elijah Karagu Chase ”after visiting day form four came n asked for food I lied I wasn’t visited n kulikuwa na chapo hapo kwa bed he told me nimfuate he served me tea and a tissue paper that he was sharing the food he was given”

franklin murithi  ”si tulikua tunapangwa kama radio kasette kuna play,forward,rewind,stop na speakers on both sides so the bully would hit play kwa kichwa speaker wanaimba akigonga forward wanaimba faster akigonga stop ngoma inasimama ustake ona akigonga rewind kila mtu anaanguka kicheko including wenye tunateswa”

Kenadi Muhoho ”Joka! Kihii giki, okeria (censored)!” Wakes up from the top bed. “Ulikua na marks ngapi?”…”xyz marks”…”ulipita ama ulianguka?”…”Nilianguka”…”Haaya, simama apa” Stands at the edge of the bed. “Ebu tuonyeshe vile ulianguka.” Stammers a little but receives buckle on the knees…”Ini joka…ndugue.” Tilts forward and shuuuiiii…face first…”Woooi, joka!!”

 Felix Ole frank ”You ain’t seen nothing if the first day after reporting to school you were not paraded in some dark alley for all to confirm indeed you are a man. You drop your pants stand atis as 500plus fellow seniors pass by making all the fun about your very fresh manhood straight from initiation. Woe unto you if your nini is either very small or menacingly huge for a form 1.”

Mwangi Wa Wanja ”Haha.. One form four girl came to our class the day after we were admitted and borrowed my dictionary. She told me nikienda for four niulizie yeye anaitwa Burnsen Burner…. Never saw that dictionary”

Jimnah Kuria  ‘Some of these men if not our TP, BB, sugar and Nescafe… They could have died long ago… Yes I brought up a bandit… Killer, Brown, Mrefu, Sanchez, Jimmie, Gathuki you should all call me dad”.

Dennis Muturia Mjamaa alinitolea kiatu eti nipigie wazae simu juu ya parents day. Usitake jua venye hio kiatu ilikuwa inanuka. Alafu wanakuambia eti hio side ya kuingiza mguu kwa kiatu ndo microphone.”

David Migwi Maina Got admitted nkiwa na kamwili relatively small nkapata form 4 na some form three wanakaa wazee mandevu na sauti zinatisha first hardship was deciding wether to call and reply to this ‘big people’ as uncle, teacher, master, sir or just by their name. Nkiescortiwa dorm with my new found uncles i got asked; ulipita kcpe au ulianguka? I said;nlipita nkaambiwa nipite vile nlipita! That was a pinch of that happened on day one”

Mary Mutua Most of the monos lost their vaginity to chumas,bottles and wood. Worst part is that those instruments were not tiny. It was either that or open ur mouth and they pee in ur mouth. Not a single drop of urine was to be seen on the ground. But am lucky i was tough. And that my siz had just cleared the year before,and she was a goddess to them.”

Derk Osma Kenrek Mine was worse nilipewa 1bob with this big ninja wa form4 kichwa bigi design ya fred gumo akanishow ubuy bluband 500g, 1kg sugar, omo 500g, mkate , juice na queencake na nirudishe change kupebana na hizo vitu dom na kumpa 250bob mimi broke ”

erk Osma Kenrek Mine was worse nilipewa 1bob with this big ninja wa form4 kichwa bigi design ya fred gumo akanishow ubuy bluband 500g, 1kg sugar, omo 500g, mkate , juice na queencake na nirudishe change kupebana na hizo vitu dom na kumpa 250bob mimi broke”

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