Recently, in teenage internet circles, the phrase “Netflix and chill” has been unavoidable.It’s a phrase that means, roughly, “hooking up.” But it’s a lot more complicated than that.“Netflix for two seconds, and then someone gives somebody a look, and then you do ~th3 s3x~” is old and boring.
Now, we’re all ready to move on to bigger and better things. And thank you to technology there are SO many better combinations to do on weekend to keep your life exciting.Here are all the WAY better alternatives to “Netflix and chill” that you probably haven’t even thought of yet:
everybody wanna netflix and chill instead of having lunch at the park
— Ms. Monroe (@ciara_jenell) March 29, 2017
Netflix and chill? No.
Netflix and bra off, slippers on, feet up, cosy blankets, super sized nachos, chocolate cheesecake and margaritas.
— Daisy Chain (@putyoursisterd1) April 21, 2017
we could Netflix and chill, OR we could Netflix and ruminate on every awkward thing I’ve ever said or done for the past 23 years
— Theresa Massony (@tmassony) April 28, 2017
Netflix and chill? How about Redbull and headbang?
— Brandon Halter (@brandon_halter) April 18, 2017
With me theres no netflix and chill. Its netflix and screaming commentaries lmao
— Adm (@NqbAdm) April 18, 2017
Netflix and chill?
How about coffee and life stories?
— Cho (@chonamaee) April 18, 2017
Netflix and chill? Nah I’m tryna forensic files and hotdog
— AntsinmyeyesJohnson (@_smokinoken) April 18, 2017
Sex is overrated, eat garlic bread instead 😉 https://t.co/bMsjx6mVM8
— RiniGrandViper (@RiniGrandViper) April 17, 2017
I’ll be the one who asks for memes in this world of people asking for noods.
— Migs (@miguelcelos) April 13, 2017
“Get high and listen to the new @kendricklamar album” should be the new Netflix and chill
— kate (@hatekyland) April 17, 2017
Instead of Netflix and chill how about Netflix and no chill where you just fuckin roast them the whole time
— Jenny from the block (@JennaEberley) April 20, 2017
teacher: what did do on your break?
teacher: well now that you’re back no more netflix
me: there’s always time for netflix
— 규데이 🐹 (@ohifnt) April 24, 2017